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Daniel Puzzo's avatar

I'm laughing hysterically, Scott, this is hilarious. I was chuckling until I got to the last bit about Barcelona with "on the walk home, a local empties a water gun into your face" and I don't know why this cracked me up so much. From there it was nonstop giggling.

Scott Monaco's avatar

Glad you enjoyed it. I would like to think you started laughing because you pictured me walking and being the one getting blasted in the face.

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

Undoubtedly đŸ˜‰

Liza Debevec's avatar

I’d love to see your take on some more destinations here, Portugal, Catalan coast, Greece, Finland, Slovenia. And I don’t think anyone thinks Montenegro is the new Croatia. But I wish they all did and leave Croatia to me. Or at least one of its islands.

Scott Monaco's avatar

Haha, may have to do a part 2 at some point. My delusional tourist who things they are ahead of the curve may think this about Montenegro though but that might also be becuase they just want to be setting the trend. đŸ˜…

Michael Jensen's avatar

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Caroline & Davina's avatar

Great read. But is it mostly unfair đŸ˜‰

Scott Monaco's avatar

Thanks, had to alert of that fact in advance to be safe. đŸ˜Œ

Caroline & Davina's avatar

Ha ha

Casey Kelly's avatar

"that fifteen-dollar cardamom bun" LMAO

I will never recover from paying €13 for a cinnamon roll in Copenhagen.

Scott Monaco's avatar

Neither will your wallet. I have to ration myself when I am over there.

Phil Platt's avatar

I will watch out for the local with the water pistol.

Great work.

Scott Monaco's avatar

Thanks, they can be quite strapped in BCN.

fialka đŸŒ¸ unpacked's avatar

mine is Poland, plesae diagnose me

Scott Monaco's avatar

You are so niche it’s tough to diagnose, but I am sure you could easily do such an entry for Prague đŸ˜‚

The Gomes Guide's avatar

Thank you for the fun read! (And you honestly nailed it.)

Scott Monaco's avatar

Thank you!