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What Your Euro Summer Destination Says About You
A definitive and mostly unfair guide.
Aug 5 • Scott Monaco
Twelve Dollars & Twelve Years Later
On the world's best airline and what is left of it
Jul 28 • Scott Monaco
Setting An Out-of-Office Reply in 2026
Gary is going on vacation.
Jun 16 • Scott Monaco
Please Return to Your Seat
On the long haul flight
Apr 28 • Scott Monaco
It's Possible
An Attempt to Circle a Danish Island
Mar 24 • Scott Monaco
The Glowing Rectangles
We came outside
Mar 10 • Scott Monaco
Everyone Is One Text Away from Canceling
On modern plans
Feb 10 • Scott Monaco
Continue Without a Seat
On booking a cheap flight
Feb 3 • Scott Monaco
Breakfast is Included
On the hotel breakfast buffet
Jan 27 • Scott Monaco
The Safari Big Five
A guide to those you encounter on a safari.
Nov 25, 2025 • Scott Monaco
Some Assembly Required
On LEGO, childhood, and the joy of rebuilding
Oct 21, 2025 • Scott Monaco
The Elephant in the Headlights
What started as an easy weekend escape turned into something else entirely.
Oct 7, 2025 • Scott Monaco
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