Humor

Setting An Out-of-Office Reply in 2026

Gary is going on vacation.

Jun 16 • Scott Monaco

Please Return to Your Seat

On the long haul flight

Apr 28 • Scott Monaco

An Attempt to Circle a Danish Island

Mar 24 • Scott Monaco

The Glowing Rectangles

We came outside

Mar 10 • Scott Monaco

Everyone Is One Text Away from Canceling

On modern plans

Feb 10 • Scott Monaco

Continue Without a Seat

On booking a cheap flight

Feb 3 • Scott Monaco

Breakfast is Included

On the hotel breakfast buffet

Jan 27 • Scott Monaco

The Safari Big Five

A guide to those you encounter on a safari.

Nov 25, 2025 • Scott Monaco

Some Assembly Required

On LEGO, childhood, and the joy of rebuilding

Oct 21, 2025 • Scott Monaco

The Elephant in the Headlights

What started as an easy weekend escape turned into something else entirely.

Oct 7, 2025 • Scott Monaco

The Ritual of Autumn

On saunas, silence, and learning to sit with change

Sep 30, 2025 • Scott Monaco

Your Favorite Trip Was Probably a Disaster

Why the Worst Days Make the Best Stories

Sep 23, 2025 • Scott Monaco

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